Thursday, January 6, 2011

sungguh setia..Terharunya....


Seorang suami baru kematian isteri yang amat  dikasihinya. Ketika suasana kesedihan di tanah perkuburan,
sesudah imam membaca taklin, si suami terus menyiram air mawar, bukan satu cerek atau satu jar seperti kebiasaan
orang, malah terus satu baldi.

  Para hadirin merasakan  tindak tanduk itu membayangkan betapa kasihnya suami ini  kepada isterinya. Ramai yang bercucuran airmata melihat  senario yg romantik ini. Tak kurang juga ramai daripada kalangan para hadirin yang berbisik di hati masing-masing betapa bernasib baik arwah mendapat suami yang bergitu setia dengan kasih sayang yang sedemikian solid.

Namum bagi kenalan rapat, tindak tanduk si suami ini mula  minimbulkan tanda tanya apabila setiap pagi, tengahari dan
malam si suami itu masih menyiram air di pusara arwah  isterinya, bukannya secerek malah masih sebaldi serta
ditaburkan baja. Kadang-kadang mereka mendapati beliau  membawa kanta sambil meninjau  dengan penuh
 teliti seolah-olah membuat kajian di atas tanah tersebut. Malah beberapa hari kemudian mereka telah melihat beliau
memasang sprinkler di atas tanah perkuburan tersebut.

Apabila sudah masuk dua minggu amalan aneh ini berterusan, maka ada yang membuka mulut bertanya dan sekali gus ingin
menasihati kerana bimbang takut-takut si suami ini semakin hilang akal lantaran kerinduan yang teramat sangat.

Apabila ditanya, si suami menjawab :
"Arwah isteri ku telah berpesan, jika beliau meninggal, janganlah kahwin lain sehingga rumput atas kuburnya tumbuh. Itulah
sebabnya aku terpaksa siram sedemikian rupa untuk memastikan rumput agar cepat tumbuh!"







 

Wednesday, January 5, 2011

;;Khasiat sayur sayuran;;


ada antara kita yg x suka mkn sayur kan?especially kanak2..sebnrnya sayur n buah buahan ni sgt byk khasiatnya..mari kita tgk apa khasiat yg terkandung dlm setiap sayur & buah..
  apples
Protects your heart
prevents constipation
Blocks diarrhea
Improves lung capacity
Cushions joints
apricots
Combats cancer
Controls blood pressure
Saves your eyesight
Shields against Alzheimer's
Slows aging process
artichokes
Aids digestion
Lowers cholesterol
Protects your heart
Stabilizes blood sugar
Guards against liver disease
avocados
Battles diabetes
Lowers cholesterol
Helps stops strokes
Controls blood pressure
Smoothes skin
bananas
Protects your heart
Quiets a cough
Strengthens bones
Controls blood pressure
Blocks diarrhea
beans
Prevents constipation
Helps hemorrhoids
Lowers cholesterol
Combats cancer
Stabilizes blood sugar
beets
Controls blood pressure
Combats cancer
Strengthens bones
Protects your heart
Aids weight loss
blueberries
Combats cancer
Protects your heart
Stabilizes blood sugar
Boosts memory
Prevents constipation
broccoli
Strengthens bones
Saves eyesight
Combats cancer
Protects your heart
Controls blood pressure
cabbage
Combats cancer
Prevents constipation
Promotes weight loss
Protects your heart
Helps hemorrhoids
cantaloupe
Saves eyesight
Controls blood pressure
Lowers cholesterol
Combats cancer
Supports immune system
carrots
Saves eyesight
Protects your heart
Prevents constipation
Combats cancer
Promotes weight loss
cauliflower
Protects against Prostate Cancer
Combats Breast Cancer
Strengthens bones
Banishes bruises
Guards against heart disease
cherries
Protects your heart
Combats Cancer
Ends insomnia
Slows aging process
Shields against Alzheimer's
chestnuts
Promotes weight loss
Protects your heart
Lowers cholesterol
Combats Cancer
Controls blood pressure
chili peppers
Aids digestion
Soothes sore throat
Clears sinuses
Combats Cancer
Boosts immune system
figs
Promotes weight loss
Helps stops strokes
Lowers cholesterol
Combats Cancer
Controls blood pressure
fish
Protects your heart
Boosts memory
Protects your heart
Combats Cancer
Supports immune system
flax
Aids digestion
Battles diabetes
Protects your heart
Improves mental health
Boosts immune system
garlic
Lowers cholesterol
Controls blood pressure
Combats cancer
kills bacteria
Fights fungus
grapefruit
Protects against heart attacks
Promotes Weight loss
Helps stops strokes
Combats Prostate Cancer
Lowers cholesterol
grapes
saves eyesight
Conquers kidney stones
Combats cancer
Enhances blood flow
Protects your heart
green tea
Combats cancer
Protects your heart
Helps stops strokes
Promotes Weight loss
Kills bacteria
honey
Heals wounds
Aids digestion
Guards against ulcers
Increases energy
Fights allergies
lemons
Combats cancer
Protects your heart
Controls blood pressure
Smoothes skin
Stops scurvy
limes
Combats cancer
Protects your heart
Controls blood pressure
Smoothes skin
Stops scurvy
mangoes
Combats cancer
Boosts memory
Regulates thyroid
aids digestion
Shields against Alzheimer's
mushrooms
Controls blood pressure
Lowers cholesterol
Kills bacteria
Combats cancer
Strengthens bones
oats
Lowers cholesterol
Combats cancer
Battles diabetes
prevents constipation
Smoothes skin
olive oil
Protects your heart
Promotes Weight loss
Combats cancer
Battles diabetes
Smoothes skin
onions
Reduce risk of heart attack
Combats cancer
Kills bacteria
Lowers cholesterol
Fights fungus
oranges
Supports immune systems
Combats cancer
Protects your heart
Straightens respiration

 
peaches
prevents constipation
Combats cancer
Helps stops strokes
aids digestion
Helps hemorrhoids
peanuts
Protects against heart disease
Promotes Weight loss
Combats Prostate Cancer
Lowers cholesterol
Aggravates
diverticulitis
pineapple
Strengthens bones
Relieves colds
Aids digestion
Dissolves warts
Blocks diarrhea
prunes
Slows aging process
prevents constipation
boosts memory
Lowers cholesterol
Protects against heart disease
rice
Protects your heart
Battles diabetes
Conquers kidney stones
Combats cancer
Helps stops strokes
strawberries
Combats cancer
Protects your heart
boosts memory
Calms stress

 
sweet potatoes
Saves your eyesight
Lifts mood
Combats cancer
Strengthens bones

 
tomatoes
Protects prostate
Combats cancer
Lowers cholesterol
Protects your heart

 
walnuts
Lowers cholesterol
Combats cancer
boosts memory
Lifts mood
Protects against heart disease
water
Promotes Weight loss
Combats cancer
Conquers kidney stones
Smoothes skin

 
watermelon
Protects prostate
Promotes Weight loss
Lowers cholesterol
Helps stops strokes
Controls blood pressure
wheat germ
Combats Colon Cancer
prevents constipation
Lowers cholesterol
Helps stops strokes
improves digestion
wheat bran
Combats Colon Cancer
prevents constipation
Lowers cholesterol
Helps stops strokes
improves digestion
yogurt
Guards against ulcers
Strengthens bones
Lowers cholesterol
Supports immune systems
Aids digestion 

::mari mecelikkan mata::

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PANCUT
Ayg: bang, goncang sikit2 dah la. nnti terpancut!
Abg: pancut bru best
Ayg: dahla, nnti habis basah
Abg: takpe, abang try bukak pelan2.
Ayg: nnti habis melekit
Abg: syg jgn bimbang, air coca-cola je ni.

KENTUT

org Amerika kentut ckp EXCUSE ME
org British kentut ckp PARDON ME
org Singapore kentut ckp FORGIVE ME
org kita kentut ckp NOT ME! NOT ME!

UUUU

su rung pupun turuk pupun
buuh kurunju dulum puruhu
su ruh mukun su yu mukun
su ruh munguju su yu tuk tuhu

"control sikit muncung tuu..."

MONKEYS

3 monkeys escaped from the zoo

1 was caught watching tv

another 1 was playing football

and the other 1
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No! No! it ' s not you!

why you always think you
are a monkey?

CONDOM vs KOTEX


Condom: Bullshit u! every month u stop my business for 1 week! Damn!
Kotex: Aaaaahhhhh!! if u make 1 single mistake, i ' ll lose my business for 9 months!

SABAH

pergi sabah naik basikal,
naik basikal pergi ke sabah,
ade ke munasabah & ma su k akal,
nak pergi sabah naik basikal?

memang tak ma su k akal!

KATAK HIJAU

pada su atu ari kita pegi ke sebuah gua.
penjaga gua tu kate, dlm gua tu ada katak ijau.
jgn pijak katak tu sbb klu pijak, dpt su ami tak hensem.
dlm gua tu saya je terpijak katak ijau, tapi awak tak.
pastu, tiba masa kita kawin. su ami saya mmg tak hensem.
tapi su ami awak hensem. saya tak puas ati la!
so saya tanya su ami awak kenapa kawin ngan awak? saya lg cantik
malah berganda cantik dr awak. pastu dia jwb "nak wat caner,
dulu saya pun terpijak katak ijau tuu..."


WARNING!!

children playing outside the car
can cause accident.

adult playing inside the car
can cause children!

SETEM

pos malaysia akan mengeluarkan setem
gambar KEMALUAN lelaki. ini mengelirukan
kaum wanita, bahagian mana yg perlu dijilat
depan ke belakang?

4 KEISTIMEWAAN WANITA

1-berdarah tiap2 bulan tapi tak mati2
2-hidang su su fresh tanpa pergi kekedai
3-mengeraskan hot dog tanpa peti sejuk
4-ditikam bertubi2 tapi tak mati2

SWEET

a lollipop said to a chocolate "Damn we ' re sooo sweeeet!"
the chocolate replied
"Sweet? u should see the person who
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maaf sekiranya lawak lawak di atas agak kasar...

do sumthing she likes,u get points

In the world of romance, one single rule applies to the men:

          Make the woman happy.
          Do something she likes and you get points.
          Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted.
          You don't get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that's the way the game is played.
          Here is a guide to the point system:
         
         
          SIMPLE DUTIES
         
         
          1. You make the bed (+1)
          2. You make the bed, but forget the decorative pillow (0)
          3. You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets (-1)
          4. You go out to buy her what she wants (+5) In the rain (+8)
               But return with Beer (-5)
          5. You check out a suspicious noise at night (0)
          6. You check out a suspicious noise, and it is nothing (0)
          7. You check out a suspicious noise and it is something (+5)
          8. You pummel it with an iron rod (+10)
          9. It's her pet (-50)
         
         
          SOCIAL ENGAGEMENTS
         
         
          1. You stay by her side the entire party (0)
          2. You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a buddy (-2)
          3. Named Rita (-4)
          4. Rita is a dancer (-6)
          5. Rita is single and is really beautiful (-80)
         
         
            Your Anniversary  
         
         
          1. You forget (-50000)
          2. You take her out to dinner (0)
          3. You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar (+1)
          4. Okay, it's a sports bar (-2)
          5. And it's all-you-can- eat night (-3)
          6. It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can-eat night, and your face
              is painted the colors of your favourite team (-10)
         
         
          A NIGHT OUT
         
         
          1. You take her to a movie (+2)
          2. You take her to a movie she likes (+4)
          3. You take her to a movie you hate (+6)
          4. You take her to a movie you like (-2)
          5. It's called 'Death Cop' (-3)
          6. You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans (-15)


         
          YOUR PHYSIQUE

         
          1. You develop a noticeable potbelly (-15)
          2. You develop a noticeable potbelly and exercise to get rid of it (+10)
          3. You develop a noticeable potbelly and resort to baggy jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts (-30)
          4. You say, 'It doesn't matter, you have one too.' (-8000)
         
         
          ENJOY THE 'BIG' QUESTION
         
         
          1. She asks, 'Do I look fat?' (-5) [Yes, you LOSE points no matter WHAT THE ANSWER IS]
          2. You hesitate in responding (-10)
          3. You reply, 'What do u mean?' (-35)
          4. Any other response (-20)
         
         
          COMMUNICATION
         
         
          1. When she wants to talk about a problem, you listen,
              displaying what looks like a concerned expression (0)
          2. You listen, for over 30 minutes (+50)
          3. You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV (+500)
          4. She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep (-5000)