::mari mecelikkan mata::

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PANCUT
Ayg: bang, goncang sikit2 dah la. nnti terpancut!
Abg: pancut bru best
Ayg: dahla, nnti habis basah
Abg: takpe, abang try bukak pelan2.
Ayg: nnti habis melekit
Abg: syg jgn bimbang, air coca-cola je ni.

KENTUT
org Amerika kentut ckp EXCUSE ME
org British kentut ckp PARDON ME
org Singapore kentut ckp FORGIVE ME
org kita kentut ckp NOT ME! NOT ME!

UUUU
su rung pupun turuk pupun
buuh kurunju dulum puruhu
su ruh mukun su yu mukun
su ruh munguju su yu tuk tuhu

"control sikit muncung tuu..."

MONKEYS
3 monkeys escaped from the zoo

1 was caught watching tv

another 1 was playing football

and the other 1
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No! No! it ' s not you!

why you always think you
are a monkey?

CONDOM vs KOTEX

Condom: Bullshit u! every month u stop my business for 1 week! Damn!
Kotex: Aaaaahhhhh!! if u make 1 single mistake, i ' ll lose my business for 9 months!

SABAH
pergi sabah naik basikal,
naik basikal pergi ke sabah,
ade ke munasabah & ma su k akal,
nak pergi sabah naik basikal?

memang tak ma su k akal!

KATAK HIJAU
pada su atu ari kita pegi ke sebuah gua.
penjaga gua tu kate, dlm gua tu ada katak ijau.
jgn pijak katak tu sbb klu pijak, dpt su ami tak hensem.
dlm gua tu saya je terpijak katak ijau, tapi awak tak.
pastu, tiba masa kita kawin. su ami saya mmg tak hensem.
tapi su ami awak hensem. saya tak puas ati la!
so saya tanya su ami awak kenapa kawin ngan awak? saya lg cantik
malah berganda cantik dr awak. pastu dia jwb "nak wat caner,
dulu saya pun terpijak katak ijau tuu..."


WARNING!!
children playing outside the car
can cause accident.

adult playing inside the car
can cause children!

SETEM
pos malaysia akan mengeluarkan setem
gambar KEMALUAN lelaki. ini mengelirukan
kaum wanita, bahagian mana yg perlu dijilat
depan ke belakang?

4 KEISTIMEWAAN WANITA
1-berdarah tiap2 bulan tapi tak mati2
2-hidang su su fresh tanpa pergi kekedai
3-mengeraskan hot dog tanpa peti sejuk
4-ditikam bertubi2 tapi tak mati2

SWEET
a lollipop said to a chocolate "Damn we ' re sooo sweeeet!"
the chocolate replied

"Sweet? u should see the person who
send this massage. fuh, lagi sweet!" Fewiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttt  Error! Filename not specified.

maaf sekiranya lawak lawak di atas agak kasar...